Friday, July 25, 2008

Medical Advances....

again...i've been so busy that have not written anything...the company quarter ends this month end thats why...anyway, i came upon this hilarious joke....

An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks. '

A German doctor says 'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks. '

The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains from Kepala Batas, Penang , put him in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the country is looking for work.

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