Tuesday, August 29, 2006

*Village* Massage

Happened to follow a car this morning on the way to work, it was a black Proton Saga Iswara Hatchback. Didn't pay much attention to it until something caught my eye - www.urutkampung.com.my on the back windscreen. It was like *wow!* not only do they advertise on taxis and buses but on cars too. Normally you'll see car stickers of Unis, Audio companies, Car tune-ups, etc. but no! not this car...it had a *kampung* (village) massage ad. Came in to office, launched my Firefox and www.urutkampung.com.my it is...

what i found out...a 100% man to man traditional massage with a malay, thai and western twist. claimed to relieve pain and enhance relaxation and senses. and at the end of the first page.
Dealer for the products - Trebest, Jade Ring and Maca to treat impotency, Pysupergel for premature ejaculation and Tapa Leech Oil for smoothing blood circulation of the penis. *muahahahahah!!*

a bit more adventurous I went to the price page, what do i get? Manhood Theraphy (urut tenaga batin) for RM100 per treatment...muahahahahahah..of course there's other treatments :-)

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